Hello Sir

Hello Sir remember me I’m the man you thought I’d never be The boy who you reduced to tears The lad called thingy for six whole years Yeah that’s right […]

The 80’s

I smoked Consulate and Park Drive Drank Newcy Brown, learned how to skive Polo mints to hide my breath from my Mum Did a little weed ’cause it felt like […]

The 90’s

Picking up the story from where I left off It?s 1990 now so school can fuck off I got no GCSEs, nothing higher than a ?D? I couldn?t tell me […]

The Actor

Principal actors to the stage please, Act One is about to begin in 8 seconds. First you can’t act, now you can’t stop, (What’s my motivation?) I used to like […]

Good Doctor

Can we do it again Take that, take that You alright star, No star You alright star You alright star, No star I don ‘t feel proper I went to […]

Keep On

Hotel motel Holiday Inn Hotel motel Holiday Inn Hotel motel Vein popping Heart clogging Name dropping Life stopping Got no strings But I think with my dingalingaling Can’t sing can’t […]

Louise

When he saw her getting of the bus It seemed to wipe away the years Her face was older, just a little rough But her eyes were still so clear […]

Ghosts

Here I stand victorious the only man who made you come When you cried you cried for us and when we died you died alone gravity’s calling don’t go home […]

Coke & Tears

[Spoken: “Ok settle down you all, settle down lady, he’s gonna be on stage real soon, that’s right Mama put your popcorn down, he’s turning to the band, yeah he’s […]

Monsoon

I’ve sung some songs that were lame I’ve slept with girls on the game. I’ve got my Catholic shame Lord I’m in purgatory Basically it’s all come-on talk for me […]

Revolution

Don’t fight the feeling, relax Oh child the knot’s in your back ‘Cause you’ve been holding on I feel you when you’re reaching out I’ll talk you through memories Just […]

Song 3

Come join the band Come shag the damned God I blow them away A heart of chrome A broken home I got plenty to say Who ya doin? Don?t spoil […]

Hot Fudge

Yeeee-haaaa! Queen Bitch – eat the rich I’m on the second course today. I’m not the first And I won’t be the worst You done most of LA. Can’t find […]

Cursed

Dig your polished nails into the dirt Rip your skirt off Wipe the hurt off You know it tears my heart out when you Flirt with danger And any stranger […]

Things

Ev’ry night I sit here by my window (window) Starin’ at the lonely avenue (avenue) Watching lovers holdin’ hand ‘n’ laughin’ (laughin’) And thinkin’ ’bout the things we used to […]