I’m naked at an awards ceremony I’m hiding behind Jarvis Cocker and he’s eating canapés I’ve got a laser pen and I’m shining it on Salman Rushdie’s forehead like that […]

Thank you for letting me be myself. Some people don’t like me being me. It seems that I make them feel uneasy about themselves. I’ve tried hard in the past […]

Hello Sir remember me I’m the man you thought I’d never be The boy who you reduced to tears The lad called thingy for six whole years Yeah that’s right […]